Mike Tyson Sex Change Operation ‘a Complete Success’, Say Surgeons

Mike Tyson Sex Change Operation ‘a Complete Success’, Say Surgeons

Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.

‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina.’

Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.

Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’

Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.


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96 Responses to "Mike Tyson Sex Change Operation ‘a Complete Success’, Say Surgeons"

  1. Mp'nga Mbizi   December 9, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Imwe bantu please this is satire, just like kalaki writes, it is not real. I see a lot of readers think this is true!

  2. Cooldaquashe   December 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

    That guy is craizy

  3. Das   December 9, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Crazy boy

  4. Kabwe   December 9, 2012 at 11:47 am


  5. BritishHumour   December 9, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Hahaaa! People believe this???
    Jeez guys, it’s a joke! You people are so gullible!

  6. Vibrosomal   December 9, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Cipuba chamuntu ichi! Atase!

  7. Noel kap-c   December 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    This is not true it is a fairly tale Tyson is. sick in the head hah!

  8. zima ndola   December 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    thats not true mwebantu tumfweko alelota fye, teti fititike nakalya

  9. Mwine Munshi   December 9, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Alakabili uyu wasungile abanashi kumwinga wefwafwa ewa isa muli banyinefwe. Awe ichichakosa ngo ka bopa iani?

  10. Doutfire   December 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    You shall know them by their works

  11. zamunda   December 9, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    WTF did he do that for!!

  12. jkwe   December 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm


  13. damiano   December 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    tyson alefwaya ukutombwa instead of ukutomba,ukunyengwa instead of ukunyengwa ni zeeeee!

  14. Research b4 u bring tinz 'PA CHIPINDA'   December 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    This is all nonsense. Tyson
    was at Pacquiao vs Marquez
    fight last night (Sat. Dec. 8)

  15. Wanu Ngwee   December 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Is there any such day as December fools day? This sounds like one…

  16. eng   December 10, 2012 at 7:42 am

    fools day indeed. can’t see that on bbc, aljazeera and wikipedia. its only on news biscuits and tumfweko.

  17. aisha   December 10, 2012 at 8:49 am

    yeah neh…hehehe

  18. Truth2   December 10, 2012 at 9:00 am

    what the hell?

  19. Amuna Onzuna   December 10, 2012 at 9:34 am

    This Guy is an idiot. He shouldnt have been born.

  20. Atheist   December 10, 2012 at 9:59 am

    This story is a sham.

  21. Carlos   December 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    In other ways,proving God wrong for his decision to make him a man? May he be forgiven by the almighty God

  22. kanchule mano   December 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Ubu ebushilu! Shame on you mike.

  23. concerned man   December 10, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    This story is a very sad development and to me Tyson has now lost it that is very,very,very shameful an insult to the women folk.

  24. Momartin.   December 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Madness at its highest level.

  25. EDWIN   December 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm


  26. little lady   December 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    This article made me cringe so much i cnt even look at his face! I wonder wat is wrng with pipl hu do such things: for God’s sake u were made like tht (man) for a reason!!! God!!

  27. Mwakiyongo   December 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    with what is happening in the world today, am begining to believe that the end of the world is nearer.

  28. Ghiom   December 11, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Mi hope dis ya one a joke. If true, dis boldhead really gwaan crazy.

  29. CROCODILE LOVE   December 11, 2012 at 9:36 am

    one question ba guy..so who will be bonking tyson?

  30. SEKO PONOOOKE!!   December 11, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Chisushi sana ici ci Mike.

  31. bknyika   December 11, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    If this story is true God is going to punish us for that action if God create someone with his own image no man can change it thats bull shit.

  32. baxter   December 11, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    this gentleman is crazy and out of mind shame to him and the entire tyson family. INDEED THIS IS SIGNS OF THE TIMES, WE ARE IN THE VERY LAST DAYS.

  33. baxter   December 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm


  34. Mannan   December 11, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    This Obviously A Load Of Huey!!!! That man was called the baddest Man on this planet. This is the media’s way to just get his attention and kill him like they did with michael Jackson and 2pac. michael and 2pac were conviced of rape even though they didnt. I wouldnt beleave it even if it was true…..

  35. Samuel   December 12, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Tyson anazingua ulimwengu sio mkweli na kama ameshapoteza umaharufu basi hawezi tena kupata umaharufu kwa style kama hii, aache ujinga wake na hatuna muda wa kusikiliza ujinga wake, this is totaly bwege

  36. shaka   December 12, 2012 at 11:30 am

    he is ugly.

  37. Adam   December 12, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    this is unbelievable..what next
    while we africans are dying for lack of bread and suffering from desease this guy has spent tons of us dollars for what i can call un nessary expenses

  38. MRISHO   December 12, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    kwll mike ameishiwa

  39. Were   December 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    upuuzi mtupu… si kweli

  40. Muzanganzila Niza   December 13, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    the surgeons should have recommended him for psychiatric treatment first. the punches he received have fooled him. Now where will he get the money for surgical treatments because he is now broke.

  41. Nelson Muzimbawake   December 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    This is not right in the eyes of God. Madness comes on its own you actually do not have to make an application. We must sympathise with madness. He had too much blows on the head and might have suffered mental instability. Shame tyson.