Nevers Mumba

It was one of those unsuspecting lazy Sunday afternoons when the most random of acts happened. MMD leader Nevers Mumba put up a show that Oscar Awards judges would have taken interest in the category of ‘TV Clown of the Year’.
Close associates of Nevers Mumba told Tumfweko that ‘the boss’ has been having sleepless nights lately following clandestine tactics by his picker, former president Rupiah Banda, to dislodge him from the top of the former ruling party and subjugate him to the role of number two to UPND top man Hakainde Hichilema.

To add salt and chilli to the injury, President Sata did not spare the former clergy when the head of state responded to the MMD leader’s sarcastic letter. President Sata, in his letter, reminded Pastor Mumba of his decision to abandon his party to accept the position of vice president in late president Levy Mwanawasa’s government. This was in response to pastor Mumba’s accusations that President Sata was destroying democracy by appointing opposition MPs to government.

As if that was not enough, Pastor Mumba was told off by his own MPs, whom he threatened to expel. “We have the blessings of Rupiah Banda,” they said, obviously reminding the pastor that RB was still firmly in charge of the MMD’s destiny.

Just when you thought he’s had enough, another bombshell hit him. He was told that two more of his MPs had chosen to serve government. The former Man-of-God could not take it anymore and he told his aides: “Baiche tiyeni tumumone Sata, achilamo!”

Carrying along with him, the notoriously violent MMD cadre, Scorpion Kadobi, Pastor Mumba arrived at the State House gates and, without an appointment, demanded to see the president. “Bushe ba Sata emobali? Ndebafwaya!” he simmered
As he fumed and panted, security people advised Pastor Mumba to conduct himself in a sobre manner and make a proper appointment if he wished to meet the head of state. But the pastor was having none of this as he insisted on seeing the President, flanked by the infamous Kadobi.

The under pressure MMD boss, however, was driven off in his American Ford after his efforts proved futile, although in the vehicle, he told his aides that he had achieved his purpose since his antics were captured by TV cameras.
Back home he sat and waited for the 18:30 Muvi TV News and the 19:00hrs ZNBC Main News to see whether his antics grabbed the headlines.
“He looked a bit relieved after the incident,” said one of his handlers.

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79 Responses to DRAMA: NEVERS Shows Up At State House Doors: ODI! BUSHE BA SATA EPO BALI?

  1. conrad Bwalya

    July 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    Even me, in my little house, he cant see me that easly, he will need to make an appointment

  2. virgin

    July 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Iv got nyele for nevers mumba i want to screw him so badly.

  3. Candela

    July 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    we tod u neva to leave the pulpit..wamona nomba? ukose cobra!

  4. mukombe

    July 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Ba Tumfweko fimbi mwabikilako.

  5. samanyanga crew

    July 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Zambian politicians never cease to amaze me. Now Nevers is aggrieved but when it was his time to sip juice from levy, he never even consulted his flock before leaving them as orphans.Remember how the PF struggled with the issue of rebel MP’s. Now that the PF is in power Guy Scott categorically mention that they got some lessons from how mwanawasa used the law to his advantage ….adopting opposition MP when his majority was threatened in parliament. sorry to say but he looked a bit silly on camera yesterday.It will be very difficult for Mumba to win this fight especially with RB deciding to anoint HH…..Uko!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. HH

    July 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    shame,poor pastor..

  7. son of Hichilema

    July 23, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Tulifye no kukaponona kacila aka kaya sana.Do you think state house is like your father’s house where you should go just at your own time? Idiot!, God will punish you for pledging false to him that you would be serving him eventually you decide to stop because of money, hell is waiting for you if you won’t repent UZAKANYA

  8. Free Advice

    July 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    He is giving MCS his own bitter pill. He is checking if MCS is healthy enough to occupy the No. 1 Office in the land. Doing things the Sata way…i.e no respect for the sick, taunting him on his suspected sickness until he starts raving and ranting. Ladies and gentlemen, they way you treat other people, thats the way nature shall treat you. There is profound peace in heading and internalizing the teachings of Jesus Christ on, among others, how to relate with other people…..” Treat other people as you would like to be treated.”

  9. Pye Pye

    July 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    This news is very late. Bloggers you have read the Daily mail as early as 7:30hrs.

  10. Pye Pye

    July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Oh sorry you shud av read it first in the daily mail.

  11. ff

    July 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Batumfweko working on your grammar its pathetic, how do you expect to earn revenue from this kind of writing….

  12. Scorpion Kadobi

    July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    ff, nothing wrong with the grammar. This story is interesting because it brings out interesting details on the emotional side of the pastor, and his state of mind and motive!

  13. Snoopy doggy dogyy

    July 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    welcome to politics clergyman. this is not a game for rubber bullets, it requires copper bullets like those of king cobra

  14. mubqngq

    July 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    this is a proper definition
    of NEWS!
    ordinarily this is improper
    but,extraordinary this is
    And when people are doing
    politics ,this is it!

    not insults and unwarranted


    July 23, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Mumba litole saana chikamba…who the hell he think he is…kolwe

  16. Posa Chibwabwa....

    July 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    zambia 1 comedy has many actors………… Is Sunday a working day at State House?

    I wish he could also knock on Heaven’s unannounced “Odi, bushe Lesa Mukulu emwali?”

  17. Mtola Nkhani

    July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Chizungu chabe niye chamene chioneka chaavuta alipota a iyi nkhani

  18. Chakaka

    July 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Go back to Church Pastor Mumba. UPND will now bwcome number two fro PF

  19. michael sata

    July 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Do people really know why nevers did what he did?? I think I do. He just wanted to see how Sata is?? Health of ill.

  20. Wizard

    July 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Dear Readers, this will now tell you what type of person Sata is!!! how the president will react, Sata thought he was a gangster and a thug,now that he is sick how is he going to stand up to the Fit Nevers Mumba….Sata needs more of that kind of check and balance!!!!!Brutal and psychological touch….Walamuchitenshi umubemba umu nobe?

  21. unknown

    July 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Ba Mumba sure!!!

  22. Pk

    July 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Just has chiluba started,and ended up as a president and also sata suffered ended up a president…tym z gvn to evry one!!!go go mumba u hv my vote!!


    July 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    @ Posa chibwabwa
    Yashani iyo wechana? Ati ‘odi bushe Lesa Mukulu emwali? Wandepaula wechana, let me even knock off! Good day!

  24. Kenneth Kaunda mbewa Mayuka

    July 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    I wish to ask my colleagues in the Mwadya Mweka Daddy arrangement to tell some of us the truth apa. can such a person qualify to rule this country? and if yes are you sure he has the interest of the pipo at heart? has RB retired from active politics? is it not RB who said some time back “If Iam a dog then his father/mother came from a dog? is this want we want as Zambians? epompelele.

  25. Magwazavi

    July 23, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    No matter how loud Nevers & MMD screams they will never get my votes,worse still his cheap politics of looking for attention wont do.when he was a poster people used to make appointments to see him what more baka teka?

  26. ndine

    July 23, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    I like Mumba’s psycological battles with Sata. I am sure Sata is fuming. Good opposition tactics.

  27. General Mushala

    July 23, 2012 at 5:55 pm


  28. kanyanta

    July 23, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    better is one day in God’s yard than a thousand years elsewhere ba munyina.

  29. True bantustans:

    July 23, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    way to go Dr mumba youre the only bemba at the moment who is making sence. the lest are as useles as chimbwi satan sata himself. what is so special about chimbwi sata now? that he can not be visited even by a dog. is it bcoz chela knowz that the old serpent is dying very soon, or maybe he was scared that dr mumba will see the dipers for his sick pay master. we know that the serpent chimbwi is in his evenings so chela before november you will be jobless unless if kaseba she, ll pick you to be disposing her pads after menstration period. thanx

  30. Shanjina

    July 23, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    I beliv Nevers called in the Morning b4 going to state hse. Even Obama is visited by vrry High Profile Guyz without necesarylin making arrangement BUT a call FEW hrs b4.Guyz if u r @ the same LEVEL wit sum1 I see no reason of making Protocol …appointments. Guyz u r Christians.
    He just wanted politic Nevers.

  31. SHAME!

    July 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    So ba tumfweko and the post news papers have run out of news by fabricating stories!!! be mindfull i can see a more divided zambia during sata’s rule…

  32. bot

    July 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    Looks like there has been an eqilibrium attained in the online news. The opposition has ZWD and PF has just acquired itself the fivefold ministries in the name of tulwemo dot com, tumfweko dot com, twiibeko dot com,ntolelefye dot com and pastnews dot com

  33. yalmaz

    July 23, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    aha! Nevers thot state house was like church,where u walk in as u pliz..sole ba pastor..kiki..!

  34. fyonse

    July 23, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Ba Mumba wesu this is truly sebana wikute. I’m one of pipo who respected you as a pastor bt nw what is this????

  35. simo

    July 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    iwe! state is not a toilet where u go with any notice. kanyele amafi kubena HH na rupia

  36. mbesu g

    July 23, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    nayamba ama drugs chikamba uyu.

  37. leon

    July 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    how can security men alow an intruder in state house grounds what if he was armed

  38. Tupa`tha king`

    July 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Ban2stanyoko MC ill die if you are God but if its opposite then cobra is living.ZWD have been told to provide evidence if sata was sick and name tha hospital he was admitted to.Bafikala, matole, machende finyo fyenu you ill never rule zed.6.5millionTukamona if you ill succeed mwalala nembwa.Fack peace n` fack you all mathafackerz bana ba imbwa imwe.

  39. GOSSIP

    July 23, 2012 at 8:54 pm



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  41. choroid plexus

    July 23, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    The heading has cracked my ribs. Ati odi bushe ba Sata epobali? kekekekekeke…..

  42. Hakainde's killer

    July 23, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    This is really crazy,HH and nevers seem to be on pena uyu mambala.

  43. ck

    July 23, 2012 at 9:53 pm


  44. umwine wakasensa

    July 23, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    alelapila chiputi

  45. Yambayamba

    July 23, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Yayayaya, ba Tumfweke, you have cracked my ribs, ati “ODI! BUSHE BA SATA EPO BALI?”….Hahahahaha!

    Hey, maybe the “man of God” mistook Sate House to some village in Mporokoso where he can simply show up and demand to speak to the headman. How silly can he get, especially given the fact that the man once held the number-two (VP) position in the land? It is shameful, really!

  46. lolo

    July 23, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    Ba tumfweko you shud be removing some of these offensive posts. Seriously we can be talking about menstrual pads. That is so disrespectful to our mothers, wives, daughters and sisters.

  47. dee

    July 23, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    ……..Lord hav mercy on our Country..!

  48. nyatu

    July 23, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    kwati aleya mukutola amasuku iwe nevers kikiki do u smoke now with dora siliya

  49. oxmos

    July 24, 2012 at 4:05 am

    i love the headline,thats nevers for you instead of preaching on sunday,busy going to state house uninvited…what a preacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. MafiaMoney

    July 24, 2012 at 4:18 am

    If Nevers dosnt shut up. we will shut him up for good