Nevers Mumba

It was one of those unsuspecting lazy Sunday afternoons when the most random of acts happened. MMD leader Nevers Mumba put up a show that Oscar Awards judges would have taken interest in the category of ‘TV Clown of the Year’.
Close associates of Nevers Mumba told Tumfweko that ‘the boss’ has been having sleepless nights lately following clandestine tactics by his picker, former president Rupiah Banda, to dislodge him from the top of the former ruling party and subjugate him to the role of number two to UPND top man Hakainde Hichilema.

To add salt and chilli to the injury, President Sata did not spare the former clergy when the head of state responded to the MMD leader’s sarcastic letter. President Sata, in his letter, reminded Pastor Mumba of his decision to abandon his party to accept the position of vice president in late president Levy Mwanawasa’s government. This was in response to pastor Mumba’s accusations that President Sata was destroying democracy by appointing opposition MPs to government.

As if that was not enough, Pastor Mumba was told off by his own MPs, whom he threatened to expel. “We have the blessings of Rupiah Banda,” they said, obviously reminding the pastor that RB was still firmly in charge of the MMD’s destiny.

Just when you thought he’s had enough, another bombshell hit him. He was told that two more of his MPs had chosen to serve government. The former Man-of-God could not take it anymore and he told his aides: “Baiche tiyeni tumumone Sata, achilamo!”

Carrying along with him, the notoriously violent MMD cadre, Scorpion Kadobi, Pastor Mumba arrived at the State House gates and, without an appointment, demanded to see the president. “Bushe ba Sata emobali? Ndebafwaya!” he simmered
As he fumed and panted, security people advised Pastor Mumba to conduct himself in a sobre manner and make a proper appointment if he wished to meet the head of state. But the pastor was having none of this as he insisted on seeing the President, flanked by the infamous Kadobi.

The under pressure MMD boss, however, was driven off in his American Ford after his efforts proved futile, although in the vehicle, he told his aides that he had achieved his purpose since his antics were captured by TV cameras.
Back home he sat and waited for the 18:30 Muvi TV News and the 19:00hrs ZNBC Main News to see whether his antics grabbed the headlines.
“He looked a bit relieved after the incident,” said one of his handlers.

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79 Responses to DRAMA: NEVERS Shows Up At State House Doors: ODI! BUSHE BA SATA EPO BALI?

  1. Nevers chikala

    July 24, 2012 at 6:48 am

    I bange


    July 24, 2012 at 8:08 am

    One nevers uyo

  3. Thief Justice

    July 24, 2012 at 8:16 am

    The narration of this story is super-dramatic…
    ba 2mfweko your creativity risks being a distortion of facts… Careful!!

  4. maimbolwa

    July 24, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Ba tumfweko, the correct spelling of his name should be ‘NEVER US’ cos he’ll never win our sympathy through cheap propaganda.

  5. mwana mfumu

    July 24, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Fallen Pastor

  6. kasai

    July 24, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Desperate Never Us.MMD and Rupia in particular shd be regreting for putting an hijacker in that position.Very embarassing.

  7. Nevers Taxabuser

    July 24, 2012 at 8:46 am

    He just wants to fill up his pockets like Chuluba

  8. lee

    July 24, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Bushe ekushitina mwaleeba uko, going to state house without appointment shows how shallow mind you are. go back to pulpet

  9. dnice

    July 24, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Now this is so desperate from a man who left the pulpit to go and fight a battle he can never win. This was so cheap of him. surely he should be aware that one cannot just walk in front of the state house and demand to see the president. I am peturbed. He has sunk so low and lost all his respect. Nasanguka fye kaponya nomba.

  10. Chi'

    July 24, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Publicity Stunt

  11. CB Dweller

    July 24, 2012 at 10:09 am

    Kalibo opondi, ninshi ulefwaya mambala?

  12. Regoubert

    July 24, 2012 at 10:19 am

    A leader aspiring for higher position and one who has experinced it before, can not reduce himself to a cadre! What an injury and an insult to his dignity! REPENT NEVERS MUMBA! ZAMBIA SHA BE SAVED with or without you.
    My advise to Dr. nevers is that, let him take off his pride and humble himself! This country is not for him for Presidency but for the GOSPEL of the cross. I miss him every day for the uncompromising massages of the cross and the great vision he has had ‘Zambia shall be saved’.
    As much as I believe in Christian leaders and none christian leaders’ partcipation in aspiring for higher positins in politics, but for Nevers, its NEVER! his destiny is to prepare Zambia and the nations of the world about The Second Coming of Jesus Christ. NEVERS, YOU WERE TOUCHED BY GOD TO TOUCH LIVES WITH THE UNCOMPROMISING AND LIFE CHANGING MASSAGE OF THE CROSS!
    as it has been prophesied about a leader to take up the presidency of this country to fight idolatry, immorality,corruption without any degree of compromise,a leader that shal use his ADVANTAGE TO ADVANTAGE THE DISADVANTAGE economically, certainly it can not be Nevers on the position of head of state!
    I believe in you Man of God! I still feel your pride will not buy into this advice now but God forbid that you should prove me right when its too late! FAITHING IS NOT FOOLISHNESS NEITHER IS FOOLISHNESS FAITHING!

  13. LEEJEE

    July 24, 2012 at 10:40 am


  14. Milupi

    July 24, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Go Nevers, Go Nevers continue eyeing for plot one.Check on any tenant in it.

    • STV

      October 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm


  15. LEEJEE

    July 24, 2012 at 10:53 am


  16. Umuntunse

    July 24, 2012 at 10:55 am

    fwaka ya nseke, ya chabe!

  17. stephen

    July 24, 2012 at 11:14 am

    to me it shows how one wants to enter state house without being voted into power.that is dangerous and carrying cadres like those is presidential material in you

  18. GOSSIP

    July 24, 2012 at 11:21 am

    yot can not justwalk in state house you are going beg for salt from your neighbour naimwe ba Nevers ala

  19. ket

    July 24, 2012 at 11:53 am

    While this is funny it is also really sad. Who will take Nervous seriously after this?????


    July 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa…….@”Ndefwaya tumfwane baleke ukunsendela ama MPs pantu nalapwilwa. Ngateifyo bansendefye naine wine. It’s okay I can serve as secretary for drama and arts for the press”! One Nevers never ceases to amaze us!

  21. mwana kange obolo

    July 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    @true bantustan,who r u to talk abt death?tb joshua turns down who goes to see him without an appointment.your speech is faster than your brian .elyo u r jst a cheap wankie who was born through masterbation@mwaba itole

  22. MJ

    July 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    X man – of – God

  23. Tripoli

    July 24, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    ubupuba bwekabweka fye

  24. umuntu

    July 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Iyeee mwe Lesa ba Nervous, by the way is it Nervous or Nevers Mumba? ine uluseee.

  25. Peter

    July 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    My brother you are lost and very sad, its time to look back and ask God back in your life, you have lost everything even the peace in your heart to see when you are going wrong.

  26. Chileshe Lombe

    July 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Supposing the President did come out, what was Mr. Mumba’s agenda? What is it he really wanted to tell the President that could not be said in an amicable manner? Was his issue was urgent, he needed to actually break the law and disrespect the high office like that. Supposing there were ambassadors or foreign dignitaries visiting our State House at the moment, what was their perception of the visitor? And the rule of law in our Country?

    What a disrespectful man, this type of behavior is so derogatory of one’s reputation. Nevers Mumba should be arrested for threatening national security. People do not just walk up to state house and make noise. Driving along independence avenue, if one’s car breaks down, in no time ba secret service will ensure the vehicle is tolled as far away from the State House as possible. This is a clear indication of just how we closely safeguard our President. Ba OP please arrest this thug for (1): Treason and (2): threatening national security, show him that Zambia is not a lawless country like he perceives it to be. And advise for MMD , the best way to get rid of this hitchhiker is to pass a vote of no confidence in him – after such behavior, come on guys (ba MMD that is) what a hell are you waiting for!

  27. abel

    August 16, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    am a young zambia liveing in the diaspora .speaking about pastor mumba listiner evry one of you judge not for you to you wll be juged pastor mumba is still a man of GOD .most of the comments that are here only one person has comment something reasoble the rest of you useless you just to emotion like a pregnat woman .regoubert thanks for your good comments

  28. X aguicheuse

    June 21, 2014 at 4:39 am

    Magnifique post, continuez dans cette voie